Let's Get Drunk

On hopes and dreams and OTPs

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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me:
I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend:
Black Widow is an Avenger.
me:
Did I fucking stutter?

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just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people kissing or having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

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grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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